One for the Boy’s, “Sawadee Krup”

Phuket, Thailand
One for the Boy’s, “Sawadee Krup”

The Oxford dictionary describes Paradise as, “The garden of Eden, heaven, a region or state of supreme bliss”
Spectacular scenery, stunning tropical sunsets and dazzling turquoise warm waters awaits you at Asia’s most enchanting and pristine powdery beach destination. This island of fun provides an unbeatable combination of perfect silky soft white palm-lined beaches, superb hospitality and unbelievable accommodation.
Whether it is world class diving, in the Andaman Sea, golf at world-standard championship courses or exciting eco-adventures in tropical forests, Phuket is a place to extend your horizons. If it is adventure and thrills you want, let the Hemingway in you come out. Take an exhilarating speedboat trip to the surrounding islands, go deep sea fishing and diving or enjoy a serene cruise around mystical Phang Noa Bay. Or why not simply enjoy Phuket’s vibrant nightlife.
Not convinced yet! OK, picture this if you will.
You recline in your leather armchair sipping champagne in the VIP lounge at one of the world’s airports before you embark on your relaxing upper class flight to the land of dreams. Relaxed and energised you are greeted by your hostess who delivers you in style to your private luxury villa with unrivalled, breathtaking views of the mountains, palm trees, blue skies and the alluring sea. This seamless fusion of five star luxury facilities in a contemporary chic setting is where you shed the worries of the world and allow healing hands to pamper, soothe and reinvigorate you for your journey into paradise.
Yes, you are awake, you are living the dream. For the rest of your stay the world is your oyster. Well Mr Bond how does it feel? dining in the finest restaurants serving the freshest foods from around the world, golf, diving, deep sea fishing, sailing, private island cruises, relaxing massages and spa treatments top shows and casinos, unrivalled nightlife or just relax in the privacy of your villa; allowing your senses to soak up the tranquillity and beauty of the island all in the company of some of the most beautiful, sensuous, caring and tender women in the world.
Well guys, sorry to disappoint, but it is a dream unless you get of your butt and book your ticket to Paradise.
See you there.
Ticket sales: £750.00 per person per night (all inclusive) except flights

Madame Pink’s Sexy Soiree


A lady clad in latex and chains swans through the crowd, clutching an enormous crystal-encrusted, double-ended sex toy.
Guests converse casually clutching glasses of high-end vodka. Really, more parties should be like this.

This particular party is the launch of Madame Pink. Don’t ask what it is, because nobody can tell with any degree of certainty. One man leans in and says in a conspiring whisper: ‘It’s about, like, massive orgies. Really high-end sex parties.’ Another points to a poster and says it’s actually a party to launch the fancy vodka brand we’ve all been drinking. A third doesn’t even know what it’s all about - they’re just here for the canapés. Gossip. Speculation. Intrigue.

Sarah Burge certainly knows a thing or two about flair and mystery. Dubbed the ‘real-life Barbie’, the woman has allegedly spent over half a million pounds on plastic surgery. To be fair, it’s paid off: the woman is 50. She looks 26. But, far from retreating into traditional pastimes of cat-breeding and Sudoku, she has reinvented her night-time self as a classy ‘filthstress’ and hostess of glamorous, high-profile swinger parties.

If the launch party is anything to go by, Madame Pink will have nothing to do with sleazy bald men and desperate menopausal women. The guests gathered at luxe nouveau-Russian establishment Divo are young, beautiful hipsters. Rich. Cool. The kind of people everyone wants to have sex with. A girl pops up out of nowhere and hisses: ‘The Prince of Abu Dhabi is here!’ Not impossible, but all the more surreal.

A few hours into the soirée, once the guests have had the chance to warm up, the ambient music cuts off, and two fabulous ladies treat a crowd of googly-eyed fellas and giggling ladies to a brief burlesque number in the middle of the chandelier-lit room. Okay, it was no Dita - but it was certainly saucier than your average night on the town. The mood lightens somewhat, and soon some girl is fellating the aforementioned diamond dildo for a camera.

Madame Pink’s next soiree will take place in Italy. For €1,000 you can spend an all-inclusive weekend on the Riviera, waited upon, serviced and entertained. The dress code is, appropriately, toga. Will it be a weekend for tanned supermodels and Greek demi-gods? Or two days of confused stock-brokers and shy legal secretaries eyeing each other uncomfortably?

These are enlightened times. Top shelf fodder in the newsagent’s is no longer wrapped in brown paper, and former TV shockers like Sexcetera now seem so tame they’re practically day-time viewing. There’s nothing wrong with a bit of sexy fun, and the Real Life Barbie certainly exalts the benefits of plastic (particularly with a bit of kink). Her point is that it’s all a bit of fun......

Ms Burge can wield a crop as well as she can a pair of curling tongs........
Madame Pink’s soiree was at:
Divo12 Waterloo PlaceWestminsterSW1Y 4AU

Court with his pants down!!!!!!!

Court with his pants down.........


Court in the act........ The american judge court with his pants down.

Seriously.......Silence in court!!!!! For this cockles warming story LOL

The only one silenced in the court was the judge himself, caught with his pants down and his pump action cock sucking machine.

A former American judge was sentenced on 4 counts on indecent exposure, although he swore blind that he never used it, well! thats a joke considering he was spanking the monkey so hard that he did, in fact, nearly go blind.

Sitting for hours on the bench of what must have been the most boring court case in history when a strange metamorphosis came right over him.

Well!! who can blame him.... turning his cock into a super sized dildo ready for some serious action at some wild sex party.

Perhaps I'll invite him and his pump action cock sucking machine to cum to "The Italian Job" party in Septemeber and maybe he can give us a starring performance and knock the back end out of all of us.

Katcha later XXXXX

It’s Scandalous!!!!
F… the MP’s and their scandalous corrupt behaviour and let’s F… with an MP and a party of a different kind.
The mysterious Madame Pink is cuming!!!!!!!!
Think London or LA, Milan or Marbella…….. And don’t forget your Black Amex.
The ultimate filthstress strips down, and lay’s it out bare! As she launches her high class sex parties

Open to couples, and singles, experienced or curious who wish to soak in the erotic enbiance, guarenteing complete luxury, pleasure and sexual fullfillment.

So if you’re fully loaded armed and ready, keep regular checks on the http://www.madamepink.co.uk/ site for parties and up-dates.